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    March 2008

    March 27, 2008

    Celebration!

    I CAN CLOSE MY MOUTH!

    I CAN CLOSE MY MOUTH!

    Ok, so I know you're like "Wow, she's LOST it." But seriously! I woke up this morning a swollen, disgusting mess and I couldn't even close my mouth. Then when I could finally close my mouth, it was not without a horrible pain shooting up into my ears and into my BRAIN. My mommy got me chicken noodle soup and all I could do was drink broth and let it slide down my throat because I could not chew noodles nor chicken. SO depressing!

    But I was sitting here just now, waiting for the cough syrup to kick in and make me sleepy when I realized I was CLENCHING MY TEETH! Glorious!

    Oh the things we take for granted...

    ImageAnd now I present: "What I Ate Today" OR "This is Clearly the Menu of a Sick Person."

    1 bowl chicken noodle soup (sans chicken, sans noodles)
    2 jello cups
    6 grapes
    3 bottles of water
    1 liter of Lipton's diet green tea
    3 scoops of ice cream

    For the record, I think I have blown my nose like 348 times and peed a b'zillion times. I am not a good sick person. Can you tell?

    Two people today asked me if I've lost weight- my doctor's receptionist whom I see monthly and the manager of the market next door whom I see at least weekly. Maybe I should get sick and walk around in public with dirty hair and no makeup more often.

    I feel like I've just had a weekend and I can't believe I have to go back to work tomorrow and have the actual weekend following...

    Thank you all for listening to my bitch-n-moan fest. 

    Try it, You'll Like it

    I didn't think I could drink another DROP of water so my mommy bought me a present:

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    It's delicious. You gotta try it.

    Also, at the doctor's office today they weighed me. And not that it counts for having come off while I was sick but still- I lost about 6 pounds in 4 days. Oof. 

    March 26, 2008

    Who's in?

    I love my readers. I'm so lucky -you guys rock.

    Thank you all for the well-wishes. I'm feeling a little better today. My temperature is down just a little bit and after finally getting out of bed and eating something, I feel a little more human again.

    But anyway, a reader has invited me and all of you to participate in this and as I love the idea, I thought I would pass it on. Besides, I love a good challenge, don't you?

    Link

    http://www.capessa.com/members/groupabout.aspx?g=143989

    March 25, 2008

    I is Sick

    No really, only my body would find a way to contract and EXPLODE with strep throat in like a 3 hour period.

    Morning? Fine.

    Noon? Fine.

    Afternoon? SO SICK. Like... BOOM.

    I was just minding my own business, doing work, writing blogs... and then I felt it. Fever, inability to swallow, chills, coughing, and a very unhappy tummy.

    Unwilling to, for starters, believe I’d gotten so sick so quickly and also to wait out the night til morning, I headed to urgent care.

    Strep throat, my poodles. She said my throat was covered in those white, pussy things- is that TMI? My temperature? 102. My blood pressure? 126 over 95 (for me this is very high actually).

    I am not a happy girl.

    of COURSE, tomorrow was all set to be the busiest day of my week AND I have tickets to the X-Files reunion at the Arclight. Dude, if I find out David Duchovny FINALLY admits he loves me and only me, I will cry.

    Of course, the good thing about being sick all overweight people immediately think of? WEIGHT LOSS.

    Anyway, that is all from this end of the world... The poor dog. He clearly knows I am sick as he will not come near me. Which is probably for the best.

    Taking the Plunge

    I am the newest member of Match.com.

    I was thinking after I posted my last entry and thought, "why the hell not?"

    So here I go... Hiding behing photos I look the thinnest in and describing myself as "curvy" hoping somehow no one sees it and reads "fat."

    This is the funniest part - the confirmation e-mail:

    You just got a subscription for love.

    Aw, isn't that nice? ... Also:

    You may resign your Match.com subscription at any time. When you resign, your billing stops immediately, and no new charges will be billed to you unless you re-instate your subscription. However, if you resign after the third day of your initial subscription period, you will continue to have access to your account for the remainder of your subscription period and you will not receive a refund unless: 1) you resign within three days of your initial term; 2) you become disabled before the end of your subscription period (such that you are unable to use the services of Match.com); or 3) you die before the end of your subscription period.

    Hollywood Land

    Do u get work crushes?

    I work in Hollywood, land of Paris Hilton and other obtuse, ubiquitous, skinny things. Welcome to my 24/7 inferiority complex.

    I suppose I feel like I don't stand a chance. I look how I look and they look how they look. That's not pessimistic, though I admit it's sad; it's just realistic. Let's not fool ourselves.

    We want to believe Prince Charming is out there but as "fat girls," do we have to lower our standards?

    March 20, 2008

    How Adorable!

    OMG!

    Would you look at how completely adorable this site is? People, they have everything...

            Site

    I do apologize for the lack of posting. If my job and graduate education don't kill me, the way I've been eating these last couple weeks will do the trick.

    What do you do when you hit a major SLUMP?

    March 17, 2008

    Pinch THIS

    Dear Male Co-workers o' Mine,

    Let's quit it with the pinching jokes. Oh, I know it's St. Patrick's Day and I know if you don't wear green you risk the evil-pinch of immature asshats everywhere, but let's imagine for a moment that we're all mostly over 30 (admittedly, I am not) and can make it through a day without insulting comments that you seem to find uproariously funny.

    Also, in that case, I feel the need to point out that though it be St. Patty's day, it is not normal for any man over 50 to have Shamrock stickers on his cheeks nor is it necessarily a good idea to tuck in your tacky green "Kiss me, I'm Irish" t-shirt. Especially when said shirt is tucked into khakis with PLEATS, people. PLEATS!

    Just because we are a little pudgy does not mean we can act like clwons. Let's all take a littler personal inventory... and do some car bombs at the pub after work.

    Your friend at COFG.

    Size 16... and HOTT

    From the UK's Daily Mirror

    Yes you can be size 16 and sexy ..says Miss England hopeful Chloe Marshall

    Chloe Marshall (Pic:DM)

    Chloe Marshall (Pic:DM)

    You could almost hear the collective sigh of relief as readers turned to our exclusive story about Chloe Marshall this week.

    Here, at last, was a positive role model in the shape of a potential Miss England.

    A 17-year-old, size-16 trainee beautician from Guildford, Surrey, who proves you can be beautiful without being slimmed down by an artist's airbrush.

    We asked the 5ft 10in teenager, who is 12st 8lbs, to model high-street outfits and tell us why being bigger than the average celeb is sexy.

    'As a child I was plagued by tonsillitis and hardly ate enough to keep a bird alive. So when I had my tonsils out at 10, I regained my appetite and started to put on weight.

    I didn't give my figure a second thought until my first day of secondary school, when I realised I was bigger than many other children.

    Someone called me "fat". I was stunned by the nastiness of it. Children can be cruel so for a while the nicknames followed me. I got called "Fatty" and it hurt.

    Mum told me: "You're beautiful whatever size you are and never feel ashamed." But by 13 I was already a C cup. Flat-chested girls were jealous. Being curvy gave me kudos and from then on I embraced it. Now I want to be an ambassador for teenagers who are plus sizes.

    I want to dispel the myth that being bigger means you're unhealthy. It worries me how many teenage girls have body issues and even develop anorexia.

    Some people gain weight because of a bad diet or lack of exercise but there are lots of people like me who exercise regularly and eat well but are just naturally bigger.

    Everyone is different. So it upsets me that curvy role models like Charlotte Church and singer Adele are few and far between.

    There's a lot of pressure to be skinny and I want teenagers to be happy with the way they are.

    It is a myth that men only like skinny girls. I get plenty of attention from guys, although for now the boyfriends can wait as I want to concentrate on finishing college first.

    I hope I get through to the finals for Miss England, as I'm showing a different side to beauty. I'm not just another stereotypical skinny blonde.

    People ask how I will cope among so many tiny girls and whether I will feel out of place, but it won't bother me. I know big can be beautiful.

    I'm happy the way I am. If Miss England was a plus size it would really break the mould.'

    'Women who are too thin look old'

    Shapely singer Mica Paris, of TV's What Not To Wear, recently wrote a book called Beautiful Within: Finding Happiness And Confidence In Your Own Skin. She says:

    'Chloe is a great role model and I'm so thrilled she is standing up for plus size girls. For the past decade women have been going through hell. As a nation we're too obsessed with size. For the majority of women it's totally unrealistic to be a size zero, as women get older they naturally fill out.

    Cur ves are gorgeous and great women of the past embraced them - look at Marilyn Monroe, who was a size 14! Personally, I think women who have forced themselves to be too thin look old. You should embrace your natural shape.

    My stats are not that far off Chloe's and I'm really happy with my curves. I look great! You've got to relax and not worry about weight. When you see stars who obsessively stick to size zero they just look edgy and moody.

    Whereas the stars who eat what they want to eat and don't obsess about food look relaxed and great. It's time for real women to fight back!

    March 12, 2008

    My Favorite Shirt

    I am constantly impressed by my red shirt for it has magical powers. Put it on and I am no longer mild and meek girl. Put on the red Donna Karan blouse and POOF! I am SUPER WOMAN! Able to take on corporate America in her power top, slick pants and sassy black pumps!

    I feel so amazing in this outfit, I wonder what it is - why I can't feel this great in my black pants and green sweater. Why doesn't my polka-dot blousy top empower me this way? What's up with that, blousy top? Work harder!

    In my red shirt, I've been in a great mood all day, put up with the craptacular workplace antics, even took a couple new projects on, showing some initiative. I can do it. I am in my favorite top and the world is my oyster.

    There isn't anything special about it, you see. It's just a brilliant red, 3/4th sleeves, scoop neck with some unique pleeting... But really? Just a red shirt. And yet, it makes me feel like the Queen of the Universe. I'm obsessed with this.

    Does anyone else have a "red shirt?"

    And BTW, here it is from some months ago - wearing said shirt in a bar. Thanks to Bex for the picture.

    Red

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