Well you've all wondered where I've been and now I can tell you - I've been watching the Food Network.
Honest to God, how did I not know about this before? My mom and brother have me turned onto all of these fabulous shows-- "The Best Thing I Ever Ate," "Chopped," "Diners, Dives and Drive-ins," "Ace of Cakes..." Do you know this is a fat girl's worst enemy and yet, I can't stop! I'm tivo'ing the hell out of this stuff.
Next question - how do I get a job there? LOL.
The thing that kills me, though? The commercials. Well, usually I can fast-forward through them (thank you, Tivo) but I've counted, at LEAST, one Jenny Craig commercial per break. I'm not kidding. And that is JUST what you wanna see,right? Whilst I watch Ted Allen relive his best BBQ experience, I want to be guilted by Valerie Bertinelli in a bikini.
Bitch. (Oh leave me alone. You know I've worked with her and she's cmpletely nice but I get to be bitter right now.)
In other news, as I clearly can't be trusted to blog here often enough, I want to remind you there are other ways to stalk me on the web:
My personal blog: http://confessionsofafatgirl.typepad.com/other/
My Twitter: http://twitter.com/AmandaJoy
I wish you all a lovely weekend. I'll be half-heartedly reading my new book while I whole-heartedly watch Food TV.
