Quote of the Night -- A True Winner

From me & Matt, a gay man who, for Halloween, dressed up a heterosexual frat boy of the "I-Felta-Thigh" fraternity:

Me: You watch Project Runway dude?
Him: My girlfriend does. And then she cries at the end. And then I do 'er. 

And then we proceeded to laugh til we cried.

And that was only on the WAY to the party!