"Pumped up Kicks"
Believe me, no one loved this song more than I did. When OTHER people were over it, I was still defending it with passion. But it's on ALL THE TIME. ON EVERY station! Over it.
Taylor Swift
Taylor, as your not-publicist, I encourage you to disappear for a while. Take a hiatus. Write a book. Make a few more TV guest appearances. Come back when you have emotionally matured. Also, please find a couple new dress patterns that work for you as I think you've been wearing the same three dresses in different colors for the last four years. (Or maybe it's just that purple dress you are wearing EVERY NIGHT on the tour you are on that clearly never ends. Ever.)
P.S. (Purple is to Taylor Swift as black is to Tina Fey. FIND A NEW COLOR!)
Oprah
Oprah is teaching a life course. A. LIFE. COURSE. MILLIONS of people have registered. Look, if she's not offering me a free car, I'm no longer interested. I'm sorry, Oprah, but I don't think you can fix what is wrong with my life. Good luck to you and your network, though. You're still a better channel than some others I will not name...
Whitney Cummings
She was funny on the Comedy Central roasts but I found both of her new fall shows (The self-titled one being even more awful than her production, "2 Broke Girls") HORRID. And then heard they've already been renewed. H O R R I D.
Seth MacFarlane
Am I the only one who thinks that maybe Seth should stick to what he does best - adult animated humor and voices? He's not been funny as a Roast host and if he thinks I'll be able to take him seriously as a jazz vocalist... {Snort}
Brangelina
Let's be clear about this. I love me some Brad Pitt. I suspect Brad, much like Harrison Ford and Sean Connery before him, will be a smokin' hot babe until the day he kicks. But what's up with everyone touting him and Angelina Jolie as parents of the year? Is it because they are famous and apparently being a good parent is hard for famous people? See where I'm going with this...? So you're a good parent! You're SUPPOSED to be. Let's call people out for being shitty parents. I want THOSE assholes arrested.
Um, so I might be in kind of a crabby mood this morning....
