CONFESSIONS OF A FAT GIRL

Not so Random Entry

I had a thought-- would YOU like to ask ME something?

I know a lot of my readers are friends but I know I am getting over 100 hits a day now and maybe someone is curious about me or would like MY advice on something?

Contrary to how I've let myself go, I am quite health-knowledge-savvy.

Feel free.

More to come soon. I'm doing some research to make sure I don't put my foot in my mouth and then expect something from me on Gastirc Bypass surgery. Star Jones, I'm coming for you, girl!

Advice

Dear Fat Girls,

Admit you're fat. This will free you. I'm not kidding.

Stop wearing tight clothes. This does not make you look SKINNIER. ON the contrary, it makes you look like a heffer. It's horribly unflattering. I do not want to see the clear outline of your fat rolls, nor do I care to see your flab pouring out of the sides of your jeans.

A pile of makeup is not going to hide  your tummy.

Keep your midrif to yourself. The world will thank you for it.

Short shorts? No.

Shower. I cannot stress this enough. When you have the extra skin, you are also opening yourself up to extra odor. Just because we're fat does not mean we cannot be sanitary.

If I haven't grossed you out enough, I apologize.

More advice to come as it comes to me.